Ok, so I'd like to say that I was to the new release of 50 Shades Of Grey.
So me and a bunch of my girlfriends went to a cinema and we had a blast. Devious Angel's squad I mean..bc the men in the movie theater..not so much
A man only comes to this movie if he's whipped, an idiot or he loses a bet.
The ones that we saw were in the second category.
Anyway, there were like 3 guys in the cinema.
The girls and I were sitted next to some horny 40-year-old women that I'm sure had some cats to attend to when they got home.
So the movie starts.
The country girl works for a publishing agency. Has a boss with the face of a sewing machine.
Then there are a few Oscar winning lines " These are pictures of me" (the country gal at a painting gala) "Such big pictures" (still her, still there, next to some big paintings), "Oh, God, there are 6 paintings" (yeah, you guessed, still her, next to 6 paintings).
In comes HIM - the psycho. That's the moment when the whole room goes "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" and then one of the men go "Wtf is wrong with you?". We didn't hear his voice until the end, I hope he's ok and he's still alive.
The psycho has a blank stare, looks a bit constipated and has a shit load of money. The movie plot revolves around his money and his capacity to buy anything.
The country gal is fascinated and bites her lip in excitation when he buys the 6 paintings of her.
When the psycho asks the girl to dinner all the women in the room have their eyes watered "awwwww, now they're getting back together!"
That's the moment when one of the men feel the need to post something on Twitter so I pretend I drop something so I can lean over and look at his phone
"Watching 50 Shades O'Grey. Any of the 2 guys in the cinema got beer? #sos "
I'll write more about this guy in a few days. I'm sure you'd like to know if he survived the movie.